Sex on Credit

Everybody pays for sex one way or another. Whether its dinner and a movie. I night at the bar. A trip to Barbados or a nice planter for the front portch. Getting someone into bed especially on a regular basis requires one thing. Cash.

What we need is Sex on Credit. This would be where you could doink someone on credit. So instead of dinner and a movie tonight before the sex how about dinner and 2 movies next week. The interest would continue to accrue compounding monthly. Now this may not seem like such a great deal when we are talking about dinner and a movie. But the trip to Barbados could increase in value quite rapidly.

We have everything else on Credit why not sex. After all it is just sex. It is just like getting a sofa from the Furniture King Warehouse down the street anyway. Right!

I think I will start a club card where my company will come over and do your dishes and clean your bathrooms to give your wife a break and make you look like a hero. This would end up in you getting great hot sex from the mate and we can just charge your Visa. This sounds a little simpler. We could even snuggle with her after the deed for a small fee.

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The truth is that whenever you do something nice for your mate whether it is out of pure love or not. You are racking up "I want to fuck you points." (Also known as sex credits.) When you are an ass to your mate your sex credits start drying up along with her pussy. It kind of sucks that this is how it works. It may just be the greatest cosmic joke of all time but it's all worth it when you have a warm body laying next you and know that they feel the same way you do physically and emotionally.